Hairy April

Well month two is underway, and I think this one will be tough. Are you ready? I present to you my inspiration. A month without shaving. Who do we do that for anyway? Don't need to attract a mate, he isn't going anywhere. The professional world? My girlfriends? They'll probably be jealous of all my extra free-time. I mean, between sleeping naked and not shaving I'll save an average of 12 seconds per day! Let's be honest here...not shaving for a month isn't going to be that much of a stretch. We did just come out of winter after all.

But, we live in Texas. And April is the beginning of shorts season. Not that this mom of two rocks my daisy dukes (in public) or anything, but I don't like to sweat, so shorts are a staple over 80 degrees. I've also got a half-marathon this month and I'll be shortsin' it for that for sure.

And tank tops! Don't even get me started. Really what it comes down to is I didn't pay all that money for tattoos to hide them!

What? Did you think I was going to say I spent a bunch of money on some body improvement like a gym or surgery? Far too lazy and pain adverse for that.

Pain adverse though, that will be nice. No shaving for April. Let's see how this goes...